Vice Principal Hades ([info]ismyhairout) wrote,
@ 2010-12-29 12:28:00
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Voicemail
"You've reached the big guy. Hades. Lord of the Underworld. You know, the one with the hair. Leave a message. I'll get back to you WHEN I FEEL LIKE IT."

BEEP.


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[info]roadhousequeen
2007-04-16 04:46 am UTC (link)
"This is Ellen - you may remember me from doing radio together a few months back, maybe not - and if you'd come by my apartment as soon as possible, I'd appreciate it. Mauvaise Chance, floor three, apartment three. Thank you."

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[info]the_merriest
2007-06-15 11:24 am UTC (link)
"Hey, listen, it's Rikku and this is really important. Okay, Jude and I have this big date-thing tonight, like, for our anniversary? And I wanna wear my hair down 'cause he likes it down but I never leave it down because it doesn't do anything down, you know!? So I totally totally need your help because your hair usually looks awesome and that means you can help me, right? Oh please tell me you're better at girly stuff than I am because I suck at it. Okay I'll see you later, bye!"

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Freaky Phone Friday...
[info]namelessblade
2007-06-15 03:49 pm UTC (link)
"Red-san! It's Yachiru! I'm hungry! Bring me candy, or I'll chew on your head!"

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Ah, phone-issues!
[info]importantman
2007-06-15 05:46 pm UTC (link)
"You are insane and are going to get us all killed and I hope that makes you happy, little-miss-hero-- Let's all flit off in green striped tights and a miniskirt with little fwippy wings to save the world! .... If we survive this, I'm going to get even, you understand. I might shove a sphinx down the back of your shirt when you aren't looking. You'll deserve it!"

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[phonewacky now with html not made of fail]
[info]needsaparrot
2007-06-15 08:03 pm UTC (link)
"This is Xander Harris. Um. Hi. Apparently people have been pimping out my skills in that area to complete strangers or something? Which yeah, okay, flattering to have satisfied customers, I guess. But uh, maybe we should start with J,GoB or the Perk until we get to know each other? Coffee first, mudbaths later."

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[info]roadhousequeen
2007-06-15 08:33 pm UTC (link)
[From here.]

"Sweetie, I don't barely know you at all, I don't think, but it's past lunch anyway - want to try for breakfast tomorrow, instead?"

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[info]demons_death
2007-06-15 09:48 pm UTC (link)
"You and I are going to have to have a long talk about inappropriate humour and prank phone calls, young man. Also, quit hitting on your brother's girlfriend."

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[info]sith_happened
2007-06-16 02:50 am UTC (link)
"No, I'm not the flamer. That's Hades. Who got shot in the ass by a girl. And that will never stop being funny."

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[info]carbontelepath
2007-07-07 02:30 pm UTC (link)
"Hello, this is Emma Frost. I would like to invite you on behalf of myself and Ares to a welcome party for the new teachers at the high school this Sunday evening. It will be at 15 Griffin Way and have alcohol. And food. Hope to see you there!"

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